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  • Chick-fil-A
    Family,  Humor

    My Mom’s First Experience With Chick-fil-A

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    My Mom’s First Experience With Chick-fil-A Let me give y’all a little information about my Mom. She is 82 years young, only about 5 feet tall (she’ll tell ya that she is shrinking every year) and she is Italian! My Mom, Marilou, is a very strong woman with strong opinions and she isn’t afraid to share them whether you ask for them or not HaHa! She has had a few medical issues and we thought it best to bring her to the warm and friendly South so that we could not only help if she needed it but also to be able to spend as much time as possible with…

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    November 20, 2016

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    September 18, 2017
    How To Make your Groceries Stay Fresh Longer

    How To Make Your Groceries Stay Fresh Longer and Stop Throwing Away Money

    January 7, 2014
  • Now That I'm Older Here's What I've Discovered
    Humor,  Life After 50,  Life Lessons

    Now That I’m Older Here’s What I’ve Discovered

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    Now That I’m Older Here’s What I’ve Discovered is a humorous look at many things that we learn throughout our lives. As we get older we learn some very valuable lessons, some of them truly funny when you get down to it. We hope you will enjoy reading it. 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, where is it? 7.…

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    September 14, 2016
    Valentines Day is the one day you really want to impress your Valentine. These cocktail recipes will make sure that you do just that. This is a great Valentines Idea. #valentines

    Cocktails That Will Impress Your Valentine

    January 26, 2022
    The Law Of The Garbage Truck

    The Law Of The Garbage Truck

    June 19, 2019
  • The Mammogram
    Humor

    The Mammogram

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    The Mammogram While conducting business at the courthouse, I overheard a lady (who was arrested for assaulting a mammogram technician) say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty, but there were extenuating circumstances…” The female judge said, sarcastically, “I’d certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances.” I did too, so I listened as the lady told her story. “Your Honor, upon arriving at my mammogram appointment, I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear. “She tilted her head to one side and crooned, ‘Hi, I’m Belinda… All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this…

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    These are the best gingersnap cookies. You will never be able to eat just one of these gingersnaps

    Can’t Eat Just One Gingersnaps

    November 19, 2019
    Stained Glass Candy has been a family tradition in my family for many years. This hard candy is super simple and is basically just corn syrup and sugar with flavoring and food coloring. This Christmas candy looks just like the pieces of a stained glass window. #christmascandy #christmasrecipes #christmastraditions

    Stained Glass Candy

    December 8, 2016
    Homemade Microwave Caramels… made in 6 minutes with only 5 ingredients! These will be the easiest candy you will make this holiday season! #caramel #candy #easy #easyrecipe #holiday #holidayseason #holidayseason #microwave #recipe

    Quick and Easy Microwave Caramels

    October 20, 2019
  • Humor,  Life Lessons

    Life From The Seat Of A Tractor

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    Life from the seat of a tractor.. An old Farmer’s Words of Wisdom we could all live by……. Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered¦….not yelled. Meanness don’t just happen overnight. Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles.…

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    The Special Occasion Napkins

    February 20, 2017

    Through The Eyes Of A Child

    May 1, 2017
    What if I told you there are 5 things you can do before getting out of bed that will change your day? Would you do them? | lifestyle | sleep | hydration | stretching | yoga | smile | intentions | living your best life | gratitude | Aging | menopause | attitude of gratitude | Two Southern Sweeties | #gratitude #lifechanging

    5 Things To Do Before Getting Out Of Bed

    January 11, 2020
  • Humor

    In Honor of Idiots

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    In Honor of Idiots Have you ever read the warning label on a product and thought to yourself “Well, duh!!!” Sadly, you have to understand that the reason that warning is on the product is because some idiot somewhere did that exact thing!!! Today…… we honor idiots! In Honor of Idiots . . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that demonstrate that many of them are alive and out there. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag…

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    An Explanation Of God

    An Explanation Of God, By An 8 Year Old. Could You Have Done As Well?

    September 9, 2019
    Kids Homemade Halloween Costumes

    Kids Homemade Halloween Costumes

    October 11, 2019

    43 Things Only Girls With Curly Hair Understand

    July 17, 2020
  • Humor

    The Memorial Stone

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    The Memorial Stone This is a classic and women are going to love this. Be sure you read the story to the end. Wives and women are always with you to the loving end, keep that in mind.   This takes place in an Alabama funeral home! Just when you thought you’ve seen everything … DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand .. Don’t miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer! And are those a pack of Newport ‘s in his ashtray? AND the football game is ON! THE MEMORIAL STONE Billy died…. His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral. As the last…

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    Black Friday Hack

    Our Favorite Hack For Saving Even More On Black Friday

    November 20, 2021
    Delicious and Easy Crock-Pot Ham - This delicious and easy crock pot ham is a go-to for both holidays and weekend get-togethers. Free up your oven for your other cooking. #slowcooker #crockpot #thanksgiving #thanksgivingdinner #christmas #holidayrecipes #thanksgivingrecipes #christmasrecipes

    Delicious and Easy Crock Pot Ham

    November 1, 2020
    20 Things A Mother Should Tell Her Son

    20 Things A Mother Should Tell Her Son

    October 23, 2019
  • Children will be children and boys will be boys. I grew up Roman Catholic and this actually reminded me of when I was a child and some of the boys I grew up with. | church humor | alter boys | catholic church | confession | Two Southern Sweeties | #church #humor
    Children,  Humor

    The Confession

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    The Confession Children will be children and boys will be boys. I grew up Roman Catholic and this actually reminded me of when I was a child and some of the boys I grew up with. Yep, I absolutely could see some of them doing this. I hope this brings a smile to your beautiful faces! ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’ The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’ ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’ “Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out…

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    It Might Not Be What You Think - This post will really surprise you if you are used to all the negativity of life after 50. | 50 plus | menopause | aging | fashion over 50 | second act | #aging #midlife

    What Not To Wear After Age 50 – It Might Not Be What You Think

    February 24, 2019
    REALLY EASY OVEN ROAST CHICKEN This roasted chicken recipe is full-proof. Simple step by step instructions for a meal your family (or guests) will love! Roasted Chicken Recipe | Whole Roasted Chicken | Roast Chicken #chicken #dinner #lowcarb #keto #twosouthernsweeties

    Really Easy Oven Roast Chicken

    July 26, 2020
    The Law Of The Garbage Truck

    The Law Of The Garbage Truck

    June 19, 2019
  • A humorous story of one woman's dreaded yearly visit to the gynecologist and the extra effort she made.
    Humor

    Making That Extra Effort

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    Making That Extra Effort Making The Extra Effort I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the…

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    April 3, 2021

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