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To The Spoiled Under 30 Crowd – If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
To The Spoiled Under 30 Crowd This post, “To The Spoiled Under 30 Crowd” was done somewhat tongue in cheek but also brought back many memories of my childhood. When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… barefoot… BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda . And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how…
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Everything Need To Know About The Ocean
Everything You Ever Need To Know About The Ocean There are a couple of “sayings” that really hold true, especially when you read this. “Through the eyes of a child” and “Out of the mouths of babes”. I found this a number of years ago and it always puts a smile on my face. Enjoy!!! The Ocean – ALL you Need to Know!! Children Writing About the Ocean.. 1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) – If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’thave ocean…
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Advice From A Retired Husband
Advice From A Retired Husband This article gives you advice from a retired husband point of view, however, it may not exactly be the best advice as you see in the Editors Note. (from a recent issue of AARP magazine) It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, JoAnn. When I retired a few…
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A Letter Back Home From A Farm Kid
I had never heard this before, but apparently it has been around for a time. This is a letter that a new Marine sent home to the family back home on the farm. It will warm your heart in more ways than one. Make it a great day! Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting used…
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Italian Spelling
Italian Spelling A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following, “Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.” “You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly, “In this country, we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!” “Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Imma just tellin my friend howa to spella Mississippi.” Hope this…
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Because We All Need a Good Laugh…
Two Southern Sweeties Because We All Need A Good Laugh Along with the wonderful holidays can come a great deal of stress, I know it does for me. Well we felt it was important for everyone to take a few moments, sit down, put your feet up and have a good laugh!!! Some of these you may have seen before but boy they sure are worth seeing again. I know this absolutely put me in a better frame of mind to face the day and we are betting it will for you also. Make it a great day!!! TweetSharePin1Share2425 Shares
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Does Your Family Have This Much Fun?
Does Your Family Have This Much Fun? Do you have family members that just make you smile? Well I have many but my Mom and Aunt Lou are the BEST! Be sure to check out the video at the end of this blog post!! These two women were and are very influential in my life. They have taught me so many things through all of my 54 years, but what they taught me most was how to be a little kid at heart. My Mom LOVES games, even video games which she has been “trying” to play with my daughter Brianna for years. I say trying because when it comes…
