Italian Spelling

Italian Spelling

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following, “Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.” 

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly, “In this country, we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!” 

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Imma just tellin my friend howa to spella Mississippi.” 

Old man getting off bus

Hope this gives y’all a little giggle and helps to put a smile on your face. We all have the choice of how to deal with the day ahead of us…. Today is a good day, to have a good day!

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