• Halloween Rules
    Halloween,  Holidays

    The Official Halloween Rules

    Did y’all know there were Official Halloween Rules? With Halloween right around the corner, we figured these “Official” Halloween Rules might come in handy. Halloween “Rules” When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it’s really dead. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house – move away immediately. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Do not search…

  • Have you ever wondered what children really think of their grandparents? Well this will give you an idea and a laugh. #grandparents #children
    Children

    How Children Perceive Their Grandparents

    Have you ever wondered about how your grandchildren perceive you, their grandparents? Perhaps just asking that question got your brain spinning about it. Have a look at the stories below and it may give you a better understanding or at least a good laugh. How Children Perceive Their Grandparents I was in the bathroom, putting on my makeup, under the watchful eyes of my young granddaughter, as I’d done many times before. After I applied my lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, “But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper goodbye!” I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper…

  • Humor,  Just Plain Southern

    Things You Learn Living In The South

    THINGS YOU LEARN LIVING IN THE SOUTH  A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one’s seen before. If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha Onced and Twiced are words It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom? People actually grow,eat and like okra. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there’s supper. Iced…

  • Think Before You Speak
    Humor

    Think Before You Speak

    Think before you speak…Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great!Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back..Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did…. FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word… he knew better. ***These only get worse so if you get offended by things like this, stop reading now! SECOND…

  • Now That I'm Older Here's What I've Discovered
    Humor,  Life After 50,  Life Lessons

    Now That I’m Older Here’s What I’ve Discovered

    Now That I’m Older Here’s What I’ve Discovered is a humorous look at many things that we learn throughout our lives. As we get older we learn some very valuable lessons, some of them truly funny when you get down to it. We hope you will enjoy reading it. 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, where is it? 7.…

  • The Mammogram
    Humor

    The Mammogram

    The Mammogram While conducting business at the courthouse, I overheard a lady (who was arrested for assaulting a mammogram technician) say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty, but there were extenuating circumstances…” The female judge said, sarcastically, “I’d certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances.” I did too, so I listened as the lady told her story. “Your Honor, upon arriving at my mammogram appointment, I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear. “She tilted her head to one side and crooned, ‘Hi, I’m Belinda‚Ķ All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this…

  • Humor

    In Honor of Idiots

    In Honor of Idiots Have you ever read the warning label on a product and thought to yourself “Well, duh!!!” Sadly, you have to understand that the reason that warning is on the product is because some idiot somewhere did that exact thing!!! Today…… we honor idiots! In Honor of Idiots . . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that demonstrate that many of them are alive and out there. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag…

  • Humor

    The Memorial Stone

    The Memorial Stone This is a classic and women are going to love this. Be sure you read the story to the end. Wives and women are always with you to the loving end, keep that in mind.   This takes place in an Alabama funeral home! Just when you thought you’ve seen everything … DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand .. Don’t miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer! And are those a pack of Newport ‘s in his ashtray? AND the football game is ON! THE MEMORIAL STONE Billy died…. His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral. As the last…