• Humor,  Just Plain Southern

    Things You Learn Living In The South

    THINGS YOU LEARN LIVING IN THE SOUTH  A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one’s seen before. If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha Onced and Twiced are words It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom? People actually grow,eat and like okra. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there’s supper. Iced…