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The Confession

The Confession

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    Children will be children and boys will be boys. I grew up Roman Catholic and this actually reminded me of when I was a child and some of the boys I grew up with. Yep, I absolutely could see some of them doing this. I hope this brings a smile to your beautiful faces!

    ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’

    The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’

    ‘Yes, Father, it is.’

    ‘And who was the girl you were with?’

    ‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’

    “Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”

    ‘I cannot say.’

    ‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’

    ‘I’ll never tell.’

    ‘Was it Nina Capelli?’

    ‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’

    ‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’

    ‘My lips are sealed Father.’

    ‘Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?’

    ‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

    The priest sighs in frustration.

    ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’

    ‘Four month’s vacation and five excellent Leads.’

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