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Yearly Dementia Test

Our Yearly Dementia Test

It’s that time of year for us to take our annual dementia test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.


Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else..Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said ‘green bricks,’ why are you still reading these??? If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.


Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven ..

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don’t you remember your own age?

It was YOU driving the bus!!

I forgot to mention that one of the other things that are important as we get older is laughter! That keeps us young!!!

And that is the end of your yearly dementia test!

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6 Comments

  • Teresa Smith

    I absolutely loved this! I laughed after each question! You really got me on the last one though. 😀 I shared on Facebook and recommended this blog to my friends!

    • Two Southern Sweeties

      I’m so glad that we were able to make you laugh, our job is done LOL.

      Thank you so much for your positive feedback and for sharing and recommending us. Comments like yours are the reason we do what we do!

      Make it a great day!

      ~Tracey

  • Jenny Leigh

    This was fabulous. I read it out loud to my husband. He got all the questions correct; but , he was hit hard when I read the sentence about “reading something more appropriate for his brain if he answered question number 2 incorrectly – Auto World”. He reads Auto World religiously!!! LOL, LOL, LOL! He actually accused me of making it up! LOL!

    I also love your photo wearing the colander! I have one just like it!

    Thank you, thank you! (Two thank yous for the 2 Southern Sweeties!)
    Jenny Leigh

    • Two Southern Sweeties

      LOL thank you Jenny for giving me a good laugh to start my day. We love it when our readers and friends share with us. I truly hope you have a wonderful day and thank you again for starting my morning with a laugh LOL.
      ~Tracey

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